Doinks are an odd thing. Sometimes, the doinks are almost lab built to achieve maximum chaos, other times, the setup is far more benign and common. Far less noteworthy, at least typically, is what follows on the field. Announcers shape the story of a doink and define the moment as it will be remembered for all time. In this case, the commentators took a back seat as Bob Sanders stole the spotlight, earning a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for his showing. Sometimes, doinks do show up on the stat sheet.